What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:44

Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
—
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors