What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No go.

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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